Week Four! Not only are five teams still looking for their first “W,” but a white player has yet to make it to one of the league’s end zones to observe the ‘End Racism’ message emblazoned across the back perimeter.
Over the past several years, the NFL has diligently painted the message on hundreds of end zones. Sadly, white players often don’t make it that far.
The league was optimistic that this would finally be the season when a white player makes it into the end zone and sees the “End Racism” message. But, four weeks into the season, it just doesn’t seem likely to occur.
“The reality is that racism is alive and well because…white players are untalented and slow,” explained NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. “We’re not giving up, though. One day, a white player will score a touchdown in the National Football League, and racism will be gone forever. I mean, 49ers RB Christian McCaffrey can’t blow out his knee every year, can he?? We choose to remain optimistic.”
Let’s do the Pix!
Week 3 Record: 9 – 7
Thursday, Oct. 1st
Steelers @ Browns: After putting up 30 points and 411 yards in a 30-27 upset of the Bengals, QB Aaron Rodgers now faces the Browns in the soulless city of Cleveland, where, after existing as a sports entity for over 80 years, the franchise admitted that they had forgotten to put a logo on their helmets this whole time.
Pick – Steelers | Strength of Pick: 9 out of 16
Sunday, Oct 4th
Colts @ Commanders: Last July, President Trump called for the Washington Commanders to change their name back to “Redskins.” If not, he threatened to block any construction deals to build the franchise a new stadium.
After 90 years, the team changed its name to “Commanders” because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity, and hostility associated with the name “Redskins.”
What do you think?
Personally, if we were to make the term “Commander” a racial slur, I think that would be a great compromise.
Pick- Commanders | Strength of Pick: 5 out of 16
Patriots @ Buffalo: After a cupcake schedule that hurled them into last year’s Super Bowl, New England was tabbed as a “regression candidate” entering the 2026 season.
But starting with a 1–2 record with a QB who has seven turnovers through three games isn’t regression. It’s more like full-on implosion.
Buffalo is the easy pick, yes – but their 5 turnovers in last Sunday’s contest won’t go unnoticed.
Pick – Buffalo | Strength of Pick: 15 out of 16
Jets @ Bears: Caleb Williams is eager to return from injured reserve and prove he is indeed the Bears’ long-term answer at quarterback, even though “long-term Bears quarterback” is a concept that’s purely theoretical.
Pick – Bears | Strength of Pick: 2 out of 16
Jaguars @ Bengals: It was classic Bengals football last week (not a compliment) as the offense, defense and special teams all imploded at crucial moments to lose their contest with rival Pittsburgh, 30-27.
Meanwhile, it’s been a party in Jacksonville. After a 35 – 6 beatdown of the defending AFC champs, QB Trevor Lawrence and the Jaguars are 10-1 in their past 11 regular-season games.
Pick – Jaguars | Strength of Pick: 8 out of 16
Cardinals @ Giants: With starting QB Jaxson Dart sidelined for the rest of the season due to injury, the Chiefs front office has had to contend with trade overtures from the New York Giants, who attempted to trade a clothing-store mannequin draped with a Brett Favre No. 4 Packers jersey and a well-worn Southern Miss Golden Eagles ball cap in exchange for Chiefs’ QB, Patrick Mahomes.
“Look, we can tell that’s not really Favre, okay?” Chiefs head coach Andy Reid told Giants executives during a video conferencing call Wednesday. “It’s made of plastic, it keeps slipping down in the chair, and that’s obviously one of you guys talking out of the corner of your mouth.”
Pick – Giants | Strength of Pick: 1 out of 16
Rams @ Eagles: The Browns (2-1) have a better record than the Rams (1-2).
Let that sink in…
Pick – Rams | Strength of Pick: 7 out of 16
Packers @ Tampa Bay: Talk about ugly. The 0-3 Buccaneers, who’ve now lost 7 of their last 8, would be happy with a win, no matter how it comes. On the other side of the ball, and despite having the worst offensive line in the league, the Packers have a chance to reach .500 today if they could only keep all 4th down attempts to a manageable Hail Mary.
Pick – Packers | Strength of Pick: 12 out of 16
Titans @ Ravens: Tennessee’s offense not only appears to be on life support, but they’re also trying to get through a stretch of back-to-back road games. This could get ugly…fast.
Pick – Ravens | Strength of Pick: 14 out of 16
Cowboys @ Texans: At 0 – 3, the Texans already seem to be in crisis mode. With Jerry Jones still at the helm as team owner, the Cowboys always seem to be in crisis mode.
Jones, who has been trying to “purchase” a Super Bowl victory since ’94, criticized all the teams that have beaten the Cowboys in the past and wasn’t shy about placing blame squarely on the league’s front-office execs.
“I don’t know how much longer these teams can keep getting away with this,” said Jones.
“Eventually, the league is going to have to do something to make it so that other teams either won’t or can’t play better than us. I mean, come on, what are we supposed to do? Play better defense, score more points, and not drop passes in critical situations? Whatever.“
Pick – Texans | Strength of Pick: 3 out of 16
Dolphins @ Vikings: The Vikings haven’t lost a game this season, and they appear to be the real deal with that ferocious defense. Coordinator Brian Flores’ group leads the league with 14 sacks and 59 pressures while blitzing at an absurdly high rate.
Pick Miami? On the road? Nope.
Pick – Vikings | Strength of Pick: 16 out of 16
Chiefs @ Raiders: When the NFL schedule came out, few people pegged this one as a future battle of two unbeaten teams. Yet here we are.
Look for Chiefs RB Kenneth Walker III to combine the power of Kenneth Walker I with the speed of Kenneth Walker II to achieve some pretty amazing sh*t!
Pick – Chiefs | Strength of Pick: 13 out of 16
Broncos @ 49ers: A key strategy for the Broncos will be to get QB Bo Nix out of the pocket, past the sidelines, and back into the locker room where he won’t f*ck up his ankle again.
Pick – 49ers | Strength of Pick: 6 out of 16
Chargers @ Seattle: Despite the Bills turning the ball over on 5 occasions last week, the Chargers still couldn’t come out on top. I’m beginning to think that this franchise couldn’t get a win if it meant the firing squad.
But seriously. What’s up with this early-season Chargers implosion? Don’t they usually save all this sh*t for the playoffs??
Pick – Seattle | Strength of Pick: 4 out of 16
Lions @ Panthers: Keep an eye on Aidan Hutchinson! The Lions defensive lineman just signed a four-year extension worth $180 million, so Hutchinson should finally be able to afford enough eye black for both sides of his face.
Pick – Lions | Strength of Pick: 10 out of 16
Monday Night Football
Falcons @ Saints: The Falcons raised eyebrows last week in a blowout of the Packers at Lambeau Field, proving to the Saints and the rest of the NFL that they have what it takes to beat any Buccaneers team in the NFC South…
Pick – Saints | Strength of Pick: 11 out of 16
Enjoy the Games – Love you Guys
Jason
